come to my gallery show opening this saturday :)

joint art show this saturday!

Please come check out SM@CK and Jenn Hayes at their opening reception this Saturday, 8PM at:

THE KAZEM GALLERY
4501 Ohara Ave Suite D - BACK ENTRANCE
Brentwood, CA 94513

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Special Music by THE FEDERALISTS!

$5 At the door.

Links:
SM@cK
Jenn Hayes
The Kazem Gallery















"Chimp with Strait-jacket"
8" x 10"
acrylic on canvas board

a better mugshot than paris hilton's

Meet Anna Clifford. The 25-year-old Tennessee woman was arrested by Memphis police in March 2007 on a drunk driving rap after a Breathalyzer test showed her blood alcohol content to be .10, above the state maximum of .08. Nothing special there. But the bust of Clifford is notable for the view she afforded Shelby County sheriff's deputies when posing for the below mug shot.

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Ms. Orangutan on a Train painting

here's a new painting from my joint show starting on sat., june 3oth at the kazem gallery in brentwood :)


















"Ms. Orangutan on a Train"
8" x 10"
acrylics on canvas board

Laughter IS Contagious

i DARE you not to laugh!

Fish 'n Flush fishtank toilet

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From the N Judah

Coffee Shop Passerby

coffee shop sketches

these are just some sketches done at the coffee shop a few weeks back.
















"jenn at the coffee shop"
brush pen & micron
2.5" x 2.75"

















brush pen, micron & white pen-touch
3.1" x 2.6"

















brush pen & micron
3.9" x 3.25"

Just What Temperature Is It In Hell?

The following is an actual question given on a Washington State University chemistry mid-term.

The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

A: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

This student received the only "A"

Learn how to screenprint your own t-shirts

Write to Paris Hilton in Jail!

You can send her a card:











Paris Hilton #9818783
Century Regional Detention Facility
11705 S. Alameda Street
Lynwood, CA 90262

The following items are not allowed to be received through the mail:

• Food or cosmetic items
• Stationery, blank envelopes, envelopes with metal clasps, postage stamps, envelops with gang or suggestive drawings/art work
• Cash, personal or second party checks, traveler’s checks, payroll checks
• A single money order exceeding the $200 limit
• Blank money orders (money orders must be signed and made payable to the inmate)
• Non U.S. Post Office out-of-state money orders (out-of-state money orders must be from the U.S. Post Office)
• Musical, plastic, plastic covered, blank, greeting or post cards larger than 6”x9”
• Identification card or facsimiles
• Paper clips, staples, pens, pencils, glitter, stickers, glued or gummed labels
• Rosary beads, balloons, string bracelets, or other jewelry items
• Lottery tickets or prepaid telephone cards
• Cellophane tape or any type of tape on letters